August 10, 2016

I'm glad we don't buy Comet.

I cook the food, steam coming off it and everything, bring it DIRECTLY from the kitchen to her mouth, "It's ice cold!".


HOW IS THAT EVEN SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE, MOMMY DEAREST??!?!!!!????

What, did I walk so fast that I created a fucking polar vortex??!?!?!? We are having everything flambe from now on. I will just LIGHT THE FOOD ON FIRE, maybe that will be hot enough!



Don't worry, I don't believe we have wire hangers or Comet anywhere.

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