April 2, 2016

Trying to teach my mother to use her phone is like trying to slit my wrists with a PICTURE of a knife. X{

In other news...I am itchy and I hate it.   Baking soda is a milky, powdery mess and does nothing for itching unless you are fully committed to encasing yourself in it. And I am choking on the dust.

Now the itch has subsided, but spots remain, and I am still shedding alkaline glitter.

If you would like to use "alkaline glitter" as a band name, please credit me...and don't play acid rock or acid house. ;-P

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