April 18, 2016

Okay, NOW you're actually being dicks...

Capricorn
DEC 22 - JAN 19

The possibility of cultivating love is so real today that you can feel it in your bones when vivacious Venus gives karmic Saturn a sweet kiss. Since Venus symbolizes anything of value, including money, this alignment also enables you to make a deal that could bring great rewards. But don't let your limited expectations get in the way of unlimited potential, whether it's your finances or matters of the heart. Think big; anything can happen.



#$@#%$#^$%*%(^($^@!!!  YOU CAN'T PROMISE THINGS THAT YOU CAN'T DELIVER!  This is like saying "you will win a million dollars and a tree will fall on your house."!

You don't even care, do you?  Once again, I must remind you people that HOROSCOPES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE VAGUE SO THAT EVERYONE CAN READ SOMETHING PERSONALLY RELEVANT INTO THEM!

And yet, once again, I will search vainly for the love you promised me, and find nothing.  *Sigh*  I don't understand what kind of kicks you get out of this. 

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