Capricorn 12/22 - 1/19YOU CAN'T JUST FLAT-OUT FUCKING SAY THAT!!! Horoscopes are supposed to be vague because YOU CAN'T PROMISE SOMETHING THAT YOU CAN'T DELIVER!
Provided by Tarot.com - Rick Levine
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If attached, your lover might help lift you up and encourage you to pursue one of your most heartfelt dreams. In fact, he or she may help you out by introducing you to someone who can be of great assistance. If single, look to Monday to go out on a date with someone you meet on the Internet or through a friend's introduction -- it looks promising! By the weekend, you and this person might feel an intense pull to each other ... the kind that's impossible to ignore!
I'D BETTER HAVE A DATE ON MONDAY! FUCK YOU, CONSTELLATIONS!