I've been really stressed these past few days, so I think I deserve bacon.
I've had "Royals" in my head all day, thanks, San Francisco!
I think people should play Weird Al's "Foil" and then feign complete innocence at the fact that the songs sound similar. "Oh, no, this isn't 'Royals'! It's a completely different song!" Also, Kansas City should ban Full House reruns. It makes just as much sense and is equally immature and pointless.