November 13, 2013

Oh, the joys of dating

 "Hi, wanna have sex?"
 "What's your name?
"Joe Schmoe - wanna have sex?"
"What do you do for a living?"
"I go to my job.  Wanna have sex?"
"Uh...what kind of movies do you like?"
"All kinds-SEX NOW!"
"Jeez, can we at least go out to dinner first?"
"Can we have sex after dinner?"
"UGH#@%#@%!! Yeah, sure!"
"Will you eat a corn dog and let me watch?"

Repeat ad nauseum until you've collected enough cats to stop caring.


Why is this so hard?  (DON'T SAY IT!  DON'T EVEN THINK IT!)  I want a man, not a dick!

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