The other day, I burnt my arm. It's left an ugly gash about an inch long. I worry about going out in public in this very small , religious, southern, old, quasi-Hispanic 1-Walmart town and having everyone point and stare.
My dilemma: Should I wear long sleeves and hide it? Bandage it up and just tell the truth?
Claim that I was the lone survivor of a zombie invasion and you really shouldn't piss me off because I just might be infected and rip your head off? Years ago, I would have claimed I was trying to do a handplant and an ollie at the same time and my Champion sweatshirt totally ripped, man. I knew I should've worn my CB jacket!
Oh, sorry, I was time-traveling a bit there.
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