June 22, 2011

WTF pretty much sums it up

I don't have that much time this week because new badges are up for grabs at Pogo, but I'll edit this every few hours or so.


 It seems like a ton of restaurants have started having savory salads that include fruit (strawberries, mandarin oranges, grapes, apples, etc.) along with lettuce or some other leafy veggie. Frankly, I don't think fruit and veggies should mix on my plate, but apparently not everyone agrees with me. What is your take on salads with fruit?Tomatoes are fruit. :-P  But as far as conventional fruits go, I don't think I'd like them with dressing. 

 I like to play this little game with myself (and sometimes friends) where I make up stories in my head about someone's secret sexual fetishes based on the way they look and my initial opinion of them. I once made the assumption that a certain female coworker was into dominatrix stuff and my theory just recently got confirmed, much to my disgust. If I were to meet you in person, what kind of fetish do you think I'd assume you'd be into?

 A former coworker recently told me that he always wished he had the ability to stop time so he could do it during a company wide meeting and arrange all the bosses into a crazy orgy and when he un-stopped time they'd be caught in compromising positions. What would you do if you could stop time?
Endless summer!!  Also, I'd enjoy having plenty of time to get these Pogo badges right about now.

On an episode of "The Big Bang Theory," the character of Sheldon breaks into an arcade and plays in the ball pit for a while, which looks like a ton of fun to me. If you were locked in an arcade for a night and could act like a carefree child, what games would you play or what activities would you do?
I'd finally try that DDR game, since no one was around to make me look like an idiot. 

 If someone gave you an insider trading secret, would you risk getting caught and use the information to invest money in a business and rake in the cash?
No.  Who's to say they aren't lying?

 I came home from work last Friday night to find a massive crime scene at the drug dealer's house across the street. As I was trying to drive into my driveway, I saw two police officers throw a very tall, large man onto the ground, put handcuffs on him, and drag him to a police car. It was like an episode of "COPS" in front of me. Have you ever witnessed someone getting arrested? (Or, have you ever been arrested yourself?)
Oh, yeah.  The people I was babysitting with were cuffed and hauled in after they tear gassed the entire house.  I haven't sat for anyone since.

 Food-eating challenges intrigue me (and apparently fans of the TV shows "Man vs. Food" and "Outrageous Food"). A local hot dog place will give you free hot dogs if you can eat 25 or more in an hour. I so think I could do it. Have you ever taken part in some sort of food eating contest or challenge?
Does eating escargot in French class for 50 bonus points count?  It wasn't bad; it tasted like a mushroom.  I put it on a huge piece of bread and did my best not to think about it.  Then again, it was cooked in garlic butter.  I'd eat anything with garlic butter on it.

 Flash mobs seem to be happening everywhere all the time. What do you think is the appeal of being in a flash mob? This is a phenomenon I simply do not understand.
Me, either.  It's like cheerleading for adults out of school.  You just KNOW if you screw up, everyone else will be mad at you. I have seen some great ones, though.

 Since I started my current job, I've met a lot of women who are shoe-obsessed. Apparently there's a difference between wearing shoes and loving shoes. Why do you think some women feel the need to own up to 100 or more pairs of shoes? Why do you think they will pay hundreds of dollars on a single pair?
Damn status symbols.  I'd love to be able to afford 100 pairs of shoes, but seriously, I don't think I could find half that many that I liked!  I don't get the idea behind having similar-looking shoes any more than I get having 50 pairs of jeans that look exactly alike.

 Would you pose completely naked for a magazine for $10,000?

No way

 If I walked into your home at this exact moment, what would I see? Is it neat and clean, is it mostly clean with just a few things out of place, or is it like my house which always looks like a tornado went through?

Mostly clean.

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